Sometimes Doors Win, Okay?

In my defense the door knob sticks! But I probably shouldn't be leaping up the stairs regardless...

Curling Wand Adventures

This too, really happened. My fingers are fine but I have a blister on my ear. Curling wands get so much hotter than curling irons. I mean, ow!

Bagel Flinching

I mean, I'm not really cutting toward myself. Just my hand. And I still have all of my fingers. And there really isn't a better way to cut a bagel...

I think I'll just kick that as I walk by...

This may, or may not, be based on something that really happened. Inspired by, if you will....because there was a tree that I fell into instead of actually falling on the ground.

Amyism

To answer panel three: Basically Amy falls on her face whether she's on a flat surface or an incline.

Amy Hates: Shower Curtains

One of the few bathing related things worse than shower curtains? Baths.

Not so Good With the Meeting People

My apologies to Maggie Stiefvater and John Corey Whaley for their uh...unlikenesses? Also...Amy can't dance.

Absolutely Terrible

It would be absolute destruction all around.

The Spider Sense

I really can't stand spiders.

The Post Book Effect: Mastiff

I feel like this would happen even if she was checking out the guy. She's smooth like that.

An Unfortunately Regular Occurrence

I don't always fall down. Sometimes I just freeze or stumble. I should probably be embarrassed by this.