Apparently SF Amy is Employable

I think most booksellers feel like this...

Amy's Sign

Exhausted

She's so stubborn. I'm utterly exhausted so she has to be too!

Feeling Rather Not-Amy

SF Amy and I are both feeling rather Not-Amy. I couldn't even get my messy buns to stay in today.

Amyism

To answer panel three: Basically Amy falls on her face whether she's on a flat surface or an incline.

Family Thanksgiving

There's a lot wrong with this. Mostly people's hair and my dad in general. Not my dad, but the stick figure version of him. But this is pretty close to Thanksgiving at home. It was just kind of for fun. It's warm this year but I feel like Stef is always wearing a scarf before I've even decided to put a coat on.

Happy Thanksgiving! Crayons!

This is why I don't usually do crayons. Because I never remember to erase the lines before I color. Also, she's drinking beer. Beer is important. (I swear I'm not half the alcoholic that I sound).

NaNoWriMo Distractions

That's almost a quote from the project I'm actually working on for NaNoWriMo this year.

I Haven't Actually Done This Yet...Yet

This is so terribly inked in that I don't even have words. But I do frequently have to shrink-wrap at work and I do wonder how hot the wand thing is.

Modern Day Amy

 

 

Not to shatter the illusion or anything but this is how you're mostly likely to find Amy now-a-days. My hair is only just long enough for the messy buns.

Amy Has a Tattoo and Isn't Very Nice About It

Mostly just to see the look on their face. Also, I ripped it while I was erasing the pencil lines.
And lastly, Amy refused to have her tattoo on the same side as mine so it's flipped
(also known as I forgot it should be mirrored)

Lending Books

I'm not always this neurotic...yes I am. But really, no one can borrow my copy of 'Unspoken' just now because it's signed. But everyone should read it.

Downton Abbey

But seriously! What the Hell Robert?!

Petrarchan Vs. Shakespearean

Sonnets. This was how I took notes so I would remember things.
Basically, I'm lazy and I made SF Amy remember them for me.

Amy Hates: Shower Curtains

One of the few bathing related things worse than shower curtains? Baths.

Non Work Time

Editing. Lots and lots of editing.

Finding Pens

This happens a disturbing number of times.

Taking on the Hordes

This is an older one. I did actually do a non-lined inked version but I liked this one better.

The Kamikaze Balloon

I need you to know that the last panel almost said "These violent delights have violent ends."

What last week looked like

This should have been posted last week. It's pretty accurate...except I forgot to pack my kettle. Sad day.

What Happens When Other People Try to Contribute

She's too surprised by suddenly wearing a dress to be appropriately giving the Amy look.
This one is from high school. More Applebee's art.

Amy and the Moth (NOT based on a true story)

I'm not sure how I decided what a stick figure moth looked like. Also, this is based on a conversation I had with my sister. Not actual events. Though I may have shaken the cup a little to see if it was still alive at one point.

Bubbles are Unsafe

This is totally what would happen.

Amy is Out of Shape...and Lazy

Every once in a while I push myself and make it a whole six or eight cement squares before I quit

No Sleeping

Everyone who was praying for 90 degree weather in January: I hate you. I just want to sleep.

Today

This was originally to accompany whenever a certain someone in my class spoke. It works for today, though.

SF Amy Classic: "After Apple Picking"

This is the picture I once drew to accompany the Robert Frost poem. I took my college note taking very seriously.

Gustav

This is an ink mess. Oh well.

The Very First Stick Figure Amy. Ever

She has a MOUTH for NO REASON!

I feel this deserves a story. One day, while I worked at Applebee's we were talking about how work had even invaded our sleep. So, I drew this on the top of the rotation sheet.

That's a really terrible story. I hope I haven't posted this yet...

-SF Amy

Pasta Incompetent

I prefer Rotini pasta. Also, Sam should be blonde but my gold sharpie didn't work.

This Happens Frequently

I try really hard to decide exactly how a character would react and then sometimes I do that. I also mutter. I don't always know I'm doing it.

How Am I Employed?

No eating allowed. Ever. Though, cereal is my meal of choice.

Text Entry?!

In case you were curious, the signing did not go as anticipated in the last strip. If you're curious check out my horribly edited account Here.

Not so Good With the Meeting People

My apologies to Maggie Stiefvater and John Corey Whaley for their uh...unlikenesses? Also...Amy can't dance.

Why yes, my work does frequently talk to me.

It sucks on your soul.

How Amy Waits For Packages: Method Four

I will get my box. I will.

Amy is Such a Creep

I've never actually done this. Also, I don't know what happened to the left side.

Answering a Much Asked Question

The messy buns were my signature look in high school. I've since cut my hair a number of times. Every once in a while I try to change her hair again. It never takes, crafty little beast.

Not a Real One, Of Course

When this happens it is usually a combination of sleep deprivation and Oh-My-God-This-Is-Really-My-Life.

Amy Shouldn't Be Allowed Near People

Have a good...time being eaten alive by squirrels?

Waking Up

Wait, you mean not everyone has a wake-up gnome?
(Also, I am never doing fancy borders again. I don't care how much she begs. I never do them properly. Please excuse the borders.)

Absolutely Terrible

It would be absolute destruction all around.

Group Nap Time

That's the love of my life, Little Bear. I miss him most terribly.

I Was Unduly Excited for The Ides of March

At least I didn't stab them 23 times...

This happened to me today. I didn't wish a happy Ides of March to anyone else.

Don't get shanked by your friends!
(Please ignore the angle. I had scanning problems.)

The Spider Sense

I really can't stand spiders.

The Amy Look

You're all lucky the Amy Look doesn't translate into stick figure very well. Also, it's a top look at caramel apples. Don't be ridiculous.

A.v.P.

Aside from the baseball bat thing, this too actually happened. The printer and I fight frequently. I'm convinced it's a Cylon.

Queen O' The Bobby Pins

I love bobby pins. Love them. What I don't love is the picture on the back scanning too. If you hadn't noticed it yet... SURPRISE!