Sometimes Doors Win, Okay?

In my defense the door knob sticks! But I probably shouldn't be leaping up the stairs regardless...

And Laudanum Tea

There's something about this that accurately sums up how this week has been going. And if you're confused, don't worry. We were too.

Maybe You Just Had to Be There

This all really happened. Pretty much exactly like this.

What happens When Amy Gets Sick

I can't be the only one in the world whose eyes water when she has a cold...

Apparently SF Amy is Employable

I think most booksellers feel like this...

Exhausted

She's so stubborn. I'm utterly exhausted so she has to be too!

I Haven't Actually Done This Yet...Yet

This is so terribly inked in that I don't even have words. But I do frequently have to shrink-wrap at work and I do wonder how hot the wand thing is.

How Am I Employed?

No eating allowed. Ever. Though, cereal is my meal of choice.

Why yes, my work does frequently talk to me.

It sucks on your soul.

Not a Real One, Of Course

When this happens it is usually a combination of sleep deprivation and Oh-My-God-This-Is-Really-My-Life.

Amy Shouldn't Be Allowed Near People

Have a good...time being eaten alive by squirrels?

I Was Unduly Excited for The Ides of March

At least I didn't stab them 23 times...

This happened to me today. I didn't wish a happy Ides of March to anyone else.

Don't get shanked by your friends!
(Please ignore the angle. I had scanning problems.)

The Amy Look

You're all lucky the Amy Look doesn't translate into stick figure very well. Also, it's a top look at caramel apples. Don't be ridiculous.

The Worst Phone Calls

I get these all the time and die a little each time and yes this really happened. Also, I cannot draw glasses.

The Post Book Effect: Mastiff

I feel like this would happen even if she was checking out the guy. She's smooth like that.

Winter Fears

I seriously spend all winter waiting for this to happen...again.

SFAmy's Fangirl Obsessions: The First. (This happens a lot)

Once this starts I'm lost for a good ten minutes. Completely useless. Also, I really do need a fez.

Apple-Induced Hand Injury

More than the actual injury, it is how inconvenient wrapping it is. It totally limits hand movement. Plus, I had a customer click her tongue and tell me that is what happens when you're careless with a kitchen knife.

A work week's worth of SF Amy

When I am working I frequently draw SF Amy on my cup so everyone knows that it is my cup. This was one weeks worth of Amys.

The day that Jace won the book crush tournament.

Too tired to be at work

The day I got in trouble for taking writing notes at work.

That one day in a million that I hated everyone.

When I started reading Becca Fitzpatrick's 'Hush Hush' and didn't want to stop

Amy in Real Life: One

She is scrubbed into the bottom of a large copper kettle used for making caramel. Yes, I left her there as as a surprise for someone else. I don't think anyone noticed.